UNDEAD AND UNSTABLE is in paperback, which I forgot about until I literally stumbled (stupid untied tennis shoe) over it at the Woodbury Barnes and Noble. (Whose sales associates don't make me scream "no thank you, arrgghh!" nine times before giving up on selling me to The Program. They give up before it comes to blows, in other words.)
Anyhoo, snapped a pic to remind myself: duh, MJ, last year's hard cover is this year's paperback. And this year's hard cover is out in two months!
Also, no response from B&N yet on my dislike of selling customers to The Program except the standard "thank you for sharing your concern; someone will be in touch within 24 hours" 5 days ago. But I live in hope.