Also, many of you have asked for the address for the VFD, wanting to get in on my dad pretending that I didn't donate shit out of kindness...that instead, he had a deep dark secret about me he would ruthlessly reveal unless I coughed up two hundred...no, five hundred...no, a thousand bucks! Now!
So I did. And here it is:
Pontiac Price-Place VFD
P.O. Box 1
Pontiac, MO 65729
Hey, man, I'll do whatever...just keep your goons away from me! Also: Happy Halloween.
5 comments:
Oh,now, see, MJ...since both of my sons are EMT's,I was tempted to send a few bucks to support your parents, too, but now I want to hear the secret...you shold know better than to tempt us like that!
Good job. Support your local volunteer service personel. Almost Every rural community in america ( and Australia) have one. Support ours by holding regular cake stalls
( think you guys call them bake sales) And raffles - I thank this people who are generally retirees who give so much. I want to grow up and be just like them!
OK,OK! My conscience bothered me all night! I will send a (small) check, and wish your fans to do the same for your parents and their local emergency workers.
Yay, Tonette's conscience! I was surprised that just as many readers wanted to send mock threats of goons as wanted to send small checks! You guys are weird. :-)
Having a good conscious sure can bring about wonderful things. Y'all should feel good about yourselves :)
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